How many Wellington school students does it take to change a light Bulb at...
Marsden - One. But it wont be her. She'll put a call through to the maintenance officer and wait for him to come change it.
Tawa - two. One to change the bulb and the other one trying to figure out how to get high off the other one.
Scots - none. there to busy tryna find some gay sex
Queen Margaret - one. She holds the bulb and the world should revolve around her.
St Pats - One. Just make sure he doesn't have to do it during soggy biscuit time.
Rongotai - five. Four to break into the store and to steal the bulb and one to install it.
Petone College - One. But where the money's coming from to buy it is anyones guess.
Wellington Girls - five. One to change it two to make sure her hair ribbons are still in place and another two to tell her how good her new bag looks.
St Catherines - none. Pregnant girls shouldnt do risky things.
Wellington High - 10. One to change the bulb, one to call the dealer and eight to have a session while they wait.Porirua - none. Everything that hasn't been welded down has been flogged long ago.
Wellington East - none. They only have to give head to the Wellington Coll boys and it's done for them.
Silverstream - none. Electricity has yet to make it out that far.
Wellington Coll - two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold his hand while he climbs the really high ladder
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hehehe thats quite funny,
But Im insulted by the St.Caths one!
Theres lots of girls that dont get pregnant at St Caths....... ummm.. Sarah Mac!!!! ohhhh!!! gutted!
Go sarah!
SARAH THAT'S RUDE! (but the rest is good)
its rude to all schools, not just Saint Cats! Do you think I'm really so lazy to not be able to put up a lightbulb???
bayla
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Um... interesting?! Not the nicest write up of schools I've seen, let alone your own one!!
No, I didn't mean the St Cat's one was rude; can't you guess which one I meant? (a clue: I hoped Cass wouldn't understand it)
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